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Green toilet paper

A drunk walks up to the host of a party and says, "S'cuse me, but do you have green toilet paper that says, feck you?'"

The host looks disdainfully at the drunk and says, "No, I most certainly don't have green toilet paper that says, feck you.'"

"Oh, then I'm terribly sorry," says the drunk, " I think I just wiped my arse with your parrot"


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