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Matthew Kelly

What was Matthew Kelly doing in C & A?
He heard boys trousers were half off!


How do you save Matthew Kelly from drowning?
Throw him a boy.


What is the difference between Matthew Kelly and whiskey?
Nothing, they both come in small tots.


What is the difference between Matthew Kelly and a greyhound?
Greyhounds wait for the hares.


What's the difference between Matthew Kelly and acne?
Acne waits till you're 13 before it comes on your face.


I hear Matthew Kelly is going to be the next Dr Who...
.. apparently he will have two assistants, K9 and Stacey, 10.


Why wouldn't they let Matthew Kelly manage the England squad?
Because he wanted to put Seaman in the under 16's.


Tonight Matthew, i'm going to be.....Badly torn boy

..and tonight Matthew I'm going to be Rolf Harris...
I'm going to do Two Little Boys!

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