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Standing at a urinal
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Standing at a urinal
A man is standing at a urinal when he notices that a midget is watching him.
Although the little fellow is staring at him intently, the guy doesn't really become uncomfortable until the midget drags a small stepladder up next to him, climbs up, and proceeds to admire his privates at close range.
'Wow,' comments the midget, 'those are the nicest balls I have ever seen!'
Surprised, yet flattered, the man thanks the midget and starts to move away.
'Listen, I know this is a rather strange request,' says the little fellow, 'but I wonder if you would mind if I touch them.'
Again the man is rather startled, but seeing no real harm in it, he complies with the request.
The midget reaches out, gets a tight grip on the man's balls, and says loudly, 'Okay, hand me your wallet or I'll jump off the ladder.'
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