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A Frenchman, an Italian and a Texan

A Frenchman, an Italian and a Texan were discussing love-making.
"Last night I made love to my wife three times" boasted the Frenchman. "She was in sheer ecstasy this morning..."
"Ah, last night I made love to my wife six times", the Italian responded, "and this morning she made me a wonderful omelet and told me she could never love another man."
When the Texan remained silent, the Frenchman smugly asked, "And how many times did you make love to your wife last night?"
"Once." he replied.
"Only once?" the Italian arrogantly snorted.
"And what did she say to you this morning?"
"Don't stop."

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