Show Menu Hide Menu

Blue BulletJokes:
Red BulletGame Cheats:
Green BulletOther Forwards:
Main Category
Category
Sort by
Content Per Page

Title Category Views Rating
Thor BulletMisc 233
Get more at forwardfactory.co.uk

Thor

Thor and Odin are up in Valhalla and Thor turns to Odin and says, "It's great being a god and everything but I haven't had sex in a millennium." Odin says, "Well, what you need to do is go down to earth and find what they call a lady of the night and treat her."

So Thor goes down to earth and the next day returns with a smile from ear to ear. Odin says, "It was good, then?" "Good?" replies Thor. "It was great! We did it twenty-seven times in one night." Odin is horrified. "Twenty-seven times?!? Mere mortals can't handle that! Go back to earth and apologize," he tells Thor.

So Thor goes back and finds the woman and says, "Sorry about last night, see, I'm Thor..." The woman replies, "YOU'RE Thor? I can't even pith!"

Get more at forwardfactory.co.uk
                 
Top Ten Views
more...

Top Ten Rated
more...
We use cookies to ensure you get the best experience on our website.
 © 2004 - 2025 forwardfactory.co.uk