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Worked in the produce section

There was a boy who worked in the produce section of the market. A man came in and asked to buy half a head of lettuce. The boy told him they only sold whole heads of lettuce, but the man replied he did not need a whole head, but only half.
The boy said he would go ask his manager about the matter.

The boy walked into the back room and said, "There's some a**hole out there who wants to buy half a head of lettuce."

As he finished saying this, he turned around to find the man standing right behind him, so he added, "and this gentleman wants to buy the other half."

The manager okayed the deal and the man went on his way. Later, the manager called on the boy and said, "You almost got yourself in a lot of trouble earlier but I must say, I was impressed with the way you got yourself out of it. You think on your feet and we like that around here. Where are you from
son?"

The boy replied, "Minnesota sir."

"Oh really? Why did you leave Minnesota?" asked the manager.

The boy replied, "They're all just wh*res and hockey players up there."

"Really," replied the manager, "my wife is from Minnesota!!"

The boy replied, "No kidding! What team did she play for?"

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