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Woman tied to the tracks
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Woman tied to the tracks
This guy walks into his local pub with a big grin on his face. "What are you so happy about?" asks the barman.
"Well, I'll tell you," replied the bloke, "You know I live by the railway? Well, on my way home last night I noticed a young woman tied to the tracks, like in them movies. I went and cut her free and took her back to my place.
"Anyway, to cut a long story short, I scored big time! We made love all night, all over the house. We did everything, doggy style, spoons, me on top, sometimes her on top. I was totally shagged out this morning!"
"Fantastic," exclaimed the barman, "you lucky sod, did you get a blow job as well?"
"No," he said "I never found her head."
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