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Get more at forwardfactory.co.uk Child Support Agency forms The following are all replies that British women have put on Child Support Agency forms, in the section listing details of the child's father. They are allegedly genuine! 1. Regarding identity of the father of my twins; child A was fathered by Jim Munson. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of child B, but believe that he was conceived the same night. 2. I am unsure as to the identity of my child's father, as I was being sick out of the window when taken unexpectedly from behind. I can provide you with a list of the men's names that I think were at the party, if this would help. 3. I do not know the name of my little girls father. She was conceived during a party at 36 Grand Avenue, where I had unprotected sex with a man I met that night. I do remember the sex was so good that I fainted. If you do manage to track down the father can you send me his phone number? Thanks. 4. I don't know the identity of my daughter's father, but know that he drives a BMW that now has a stiletto hole in one of the door panels. Perhaps you can contact the BMW service stations in this area and see if he had it repaired. 5. I cannot tell you the name of my child's dad, as he informs me that to do so would blow his cover and that would have cataclysmic implications for the British economy. I am torn between doing the right thing for my child and for the country. Please advise. 6. I do not know who the father of my child was, as all squaddies look the same to me. I do know that he was a Royal Green Jacket. 7. Peter Smith is the father of child A. If you do catch up with him can you ask what he did with my AC/DC CD's? 8. From the dates it seems that my daughter was conceived at Euro Disney Land. Maybe it is a Magic Kingdom? 9. So much about that night is a blur. The only thing I do remember for sure is that Delia Smith did a cookery program about eggs earlier in the evening. If I'd have stayed in and watched more TV rather than going to the party at 46 Miller Drive, mine may have remained unfertilized. 10. I am unsure as to the identity of my baby's father; after all when you eat a can of beans you can't be sure which one made you fart. Get more at forwardfactory.co.uk

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