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Get more at forwardfactory.co.uk All locked up in a lunatics asylum There is an English man , an Irish man , and a Scots man. They are all locked up in a lunatics asylum. There 6 month review comes up - a time for the 3 to show what they have learnt and what progress they have made. The Doc calls the English man in.... "So" says the doc "Tell me what you have learnt" "Well" says the English man... "I like to have a smoke every now and then... but we're not allowed smokes.. and when the warden comes round.. I've been throwing them up on the cabernet!" "Well thats interesting" says the Doc.. "but what have you learnt?" "I've discovered that if I pull me chaire over to the cabernet.. I can stand on it and get me smokes back!!" "Verry good.. I can see your making progress" the Doc tells him. Then the Scots man comes to see the Doc. "So" says the doc "Tell me what you have learnt" "Well" says the Scots man... "I like to read my letters at night.. but when the light go out I can't see so well!" "Well thats interesting" says the Doc.. "but what have you learnt?" "I'll tell you" The Scots man says.. "If I move and sit under my window the moon lights up the pages and I can read my letters!!" "Verry good.. I can see your making progress.. wont be long before your out" the Doc tells him. The Doc then calls in the Irish man... "Well" says the Doc "tell me.. what have you leant" "Arr.. " The Irish man says with a big grin on his face.."Look!..." The Irish man pulls a match box from his pocket and puts it on the table.... "Well?" says the Doc.. The Irish man opens the box and tips out a small spider... "Watch" he says... Pointing at the spider he says.. "Walk!"..and the spider walks... "Stop"... and the spider stops.... "Walk!" the spider walks the other way.... "Well.. thats very good" says the Doc... "But.. what is it that you have learnt??!" "Watch this"... The Irish man picks up the spider and pulls off each and every one of its leggs.... He places it back on the table... Points and says... "Walk....!. WALK....!.WALK....!." but nothing...... "There you are".. he says.. I've learnt that if you pull a spiders legs of it goes deaf!!!........ Ha...bloody....Ha.... Get more at forwardfactory.co.uk

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