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Dear Santa, I don''t know if you can do this

Dear Santa, I don't know if you can do this, but for Christmas, I'd like for my mommy and daddy to get back together. Please see what you can do.
Love, Teddy

Dear Teddy, What, like your dad's going to quit banging the babysitter like a screen door in a hurricane? Tell your mom to lose some weight and I'll talk to your daddy. Let me give you some nice Lego in the meantime and let's see if you can build up a family with those.

Santa

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