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Dear Santa, I want a new bike

Dear Santa, I want a new bike, play station, a train, some G.I. Joe's, a dog, a drum kit, a pony and a tuba.
Love, Francis

Dear Francis, I'll tell you what, I'll send you a round trip ticket to the North Pole so when you get here I can kick sense into your fucking head. Who names their kid "Francis" anyway. I bet you're gay. I'll send you the Village People album instead.

Santa

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