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Dearest Santa, We don't have a chimney in our house

Dearest Santa, We don''t have a chimney in our house, how do you get into our home?
Love, Marky

Mark, First of all, stop calling yourself "Marky," that's why you're getting your ass whipped at school. Second, you don't live in a house you live in a low-rent apartment complex in Clinton Third, I can get inside your shit hole just like all the hobo's in town do. I will mail your mom some crack the week before Christmas and she will leave me a key. I am sending you food stamps for Christmas Your friend, Santa

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