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Two Aussies

When their ship sank two Aussies, Brian and Steve, were adrift in a lifeboat. While rummaging through the boat's provisions,Brian stumbled across an old lamp. He rubbed the lamp vigorously and a genie came forth.

This genie, however, stated that he could only deliver one wish, not the standard three.

Without giving much thought to the matter,Brian blurted out, "Turn the entire ocean into beer. Make that Fosters !"

The genie clapped his hands with a deafening crash, and immediately the sea turned into the hard-earned thirst quencher. The genie vanished.

Only the gentle lapping of beer on the hull broke the stillness as the two men considered their circumstances. Steve looked disgustedly at Brian whose wish had been granted.

After a long, tension-filled moment Steve said, "Nice going Brian! Now we're going to have to piss in the boat."


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