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The Scotsman and the Englishman

A Scotsman walking through a field, sees a man drinking water from a pool with his hand.

The Scotsman man shouts: " Awa ye feel hoor thatâs full oâ coos sharn".
(Don't drink the water, it's full of cow s ** t.)

The man shouts back: "I'm English. Speak English, I don't understand you."
The Scotsman man shouts back "Use both hands, you'll get more in."

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