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Get more at forwardfactory.co.uk Lonely hearts column WOMEN'S ADS: 40-ish..........................49 Adventurer.................Slept with all your friends Athletic.......................No tits Average looking........Has a face like a bassethound Beautiful.....................Pathological liar Contagious Smile........Does a lot of Ecstasy Educated....................Banged her Political Science professor Emotionally Secure......On medication Feminist......................Fat ballbuster Free spirit.................Junkie Friendship first.........Trying to live down reputation as a slut Fun.............................Annoying Gentle...................... Comatose Good Listener......... Borderline Autistic New-Age...................All body hair, all the time Old-fashioned............Lights out,missionary position only, no BJs Open-minded............Desperate Outgoing....................Loud and Embarrassing Passionate................Sloppy drunk Poet...........................Depressive Schizophrenic Professional...............Certified bitch Redhead....................Bad dye-job Reubenesque..............Grossly fat Romantic....................Looks better by candle light Social........................Has been passed around like an hors d'oeuvres tray Voluptuous................Very fat Weight proportion w/height..........Hugely fat - as tall as she is wide Wants Soulmate........Stalker-widow - drove first husband to suicide Young at heart..........Old bat MEN'S ADS: 40-ish................52 and looking for 25-yr-old Athletic..............Watches a lot of sports on TV Average looking.......Unusual hair growth on ears, nose, & back Educated..............Will patronize the s*** out of you Free Spirit........... Banging your sister Friendship first......... As long as friendship involves nookie Fun.....................Good with a remote and a six pack Good looking..........Arrogant Very good looking........Thick as 2 short planks Honest...................Pathological Liar Huggable.............. Overweight, more body hair than a bear Likes to cuddle....... Insecure mamma's boy Mature................ Older than your father Open-minded........Wants to sleep with your roommate but she's not interested Poet.....................Wrote ex-girlfriend's no. in a phonebox Sensitive...............Cries at chick flicks Very sensitive........Gay Spiritual................Got laid in a cemetery once Stable...................Arrested for stalking, but not convicted Thoughtful.............Says "Excuse me" when he farts Get more at forwardfactory.co.uk

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