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Horse running in the 2.30

This bloke gets home from work one evening and sits down in front of the TV.
His wife runs at him with a fry pan and smacks him round the back of the head.
A few minutes later when he comes round he screams
"What the fuck did you do that for you silly bitch?"
His wife throws a piece of paper at him with the writing "Lisa-Marie, 2.30pm Dont Forget"
He says "You daft cow - that is the name of a horse running in the 2.30 - I was putting some money on".
His wife calms down and apologises.
Two days later he gets home from work - as he walks in thru the door his wife bashes him with a rolling pin.
An hour later when he comes round he screams "What the fuck did you do that for...?"
His wife replies " Your fucking horse phoned...!!!"

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