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The cat and the milkman

Little Lucy went out into the garden and saw her pet cat lying on the ground with its eyes shut and its legs in the air. She fetched herDad to look at Tiddles, and on seeing the cat he said, as gently as he could "I'm afraid Tiddles is dead Lucy". "So why are his legs sticking upin the air like that Daddy?" asked Lucy as she fought back the tears. At a loss for something to say the father replied, "Tiddles' legs are pointing straight up in the air so that it will be easier for Jesus to float down from heaven above and grab a leg and lift Tiddles up to heaven".

Little Lucy seemed to take her cats death quite well. However two days later when her father came home from work Lucy had tears inher eyes and said: "Mummy almost died this morning". Fearing somethingterrible had happened the father shook the girl and shouted, "How do you mean Lucy?"

"Well", mumbled Lucy, "soon after you left for work this morning I saw mummy lying on the floor with her legs in the air and she was shouting "Oh Jesus!!! I'm coming, I'm coming!!!" and if it hadn't been for the milkman holding her down she would definitely have gone, Daddy".


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