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Dear Santa #11

Dear Santa, We don't have a chimney in our house, how do you get into our home?
Love, Marky

Mark, First, stop calling yourself "Marky"; that's why you're getting your ass whipped at school. Secondly, you don't live in a house, that's a low-rent apartment complex you're living in. Thirdly, I get inside your pad just like all the burglars do, through your bedroom window. Sweet Dreams!
Santa


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