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Airline announcement
A Qantas airliner recently took off from Sydney airport. After it reached a comfortable cruising altitude, the captain made an announcement over the intercom,
"Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. Welcome to Flight QF3, non-stop from Sydney to Honolulu. The weather ahead is good and we should have a smooth and uneventful flight. Now sit back, relax and... OH, F**K...!"
Silence followed.
Then after a few seconds, the captain came back on the intercom and said,
"Ladies and gentlemen, I am so sorry if I frightened you earlier, but while I was talking to you, one of the flight- attendants brought me a cup of hot coffee and spilled it in my lap."
He chuckled and said, "You should see the front of my pants!"
A passenger in economy yelled loudly, "That's nothing. You should see the back of mine!"
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