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The drinks are on me!
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The drinks are on me!
A Scotsman, American, and an Irishman are in a bar.
They are having a good time and all agree that the bar is a nice place. Then the Scotsman says, "Aye, this is a nice bar, but where I come from, back in Glasgee, there's a better one. At MacDougal's, you buy a drink, you buy another drink, and MacDougal himself will buy your third drink!" The others agree that sounds like a good place.
Then the American says, "Yeah, dat's a nice bar, but where I come from, dere's a better one. Over in Brooklyn, dere's this place, Vinny's. At Vinny's, you buy a drink, Vinny buys you a drink. You buy anudda drink, Vinny buys you anudda drink." Everyone agrees that sounds like a great bar.
Then the Irishman says, you tink dat's great? Where Oi come from in Dublin, dere's dis place called Morphy's. At Morphy's, dey boy you your forst drink, dey boy you your second drink, dey boy you your tird drink, and den, dey take you in de back and get you laid!"
"Wow!" say the other two. "That's fantastic! Did that actually happen to You?"
"No," replies the Irish guy, "but it happened to me sister."
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