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A Werthers Original and a... BulletMisc 1407
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A Werthers Original and a Trebor Extra Strong Mint

A Werthers Original and a Trebor Extra Strong Mint are chatting in a bar...

Werthers says "I'm hard, I am. I'm so hard, I have broken many a tooth in my time"
Trebor says: "You think that's hard! I'm even harder - I have broken jaws"

They carry on chatting and drinking for a while, comparing notes on how hard they are. Then, all of a sudden, the doors to the bar swing open and in walks a Tune.

The Werthers Original dives for cover under a table whilst the Trebor Mint makes for the toilets.

The Tune has a drink then leaves the bar.

As the two others emerge from their hiding places the barman, puzzled by their timidity, says, "I thought you were both hard?"
The Werthers Original says: "Yes, we're hard, but did you see that Tune? He's menthol!"

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