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Contagious

A teacher asks her class of ten-year-olds to make a sentence using the word "contagious".

Roland, the class swot, gets up and says, "Last year I got the Flu my Mum said it was contagious."

"Well done, Roland" says the teacher. "Can anyone else try?"

Katie, a sweet little girl with pigtails, says," My grandma says there's a bug going round, and it's contagious."

"Well done, Katie" says the teacher. "Anyone else?"

Ronnie from Birmingham jumps up and says in a broad Irish voice, "Our next door neighbour is painting his house with a two-inch brush and my Dad says it will take the contagious."


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