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The Fridge

Three men have died and are lined up at the gate of heaven. St peter said to them " where pretty full at the moment boys, so only the one that died the best can enter.

Fair enough said the 1st man.I was do some weights on my balcony, I picked the weight up and it was too heavy for me and i fell off.I managed to grab hold of the balcony below,so i started climbing in,then out of no where some bloke is trying to hit my fingers to make me fall.I managed to hold on but then he came back with a hammer and broke all my fingers and i fell.I survived the fall but when i looked up the bloke was pushing a fridge off his balcony, and the fridge landed on me and i died.

The second men stepped in and said ill beat that.My friend told me my wife was having an affair.So when i got home, i could see the fucker tryin to get off my balcony.I tried hitting his fingers to make him fall but he wouldnt let go,i came back with a hammer and broke his fingers and fell.But when i looked over i could see that he was still alive,so i grabbed the nearest thing next to me...my fridge and pushed of the balcony.But i strained myself and had a heart attack and thats how i died.

The third man then comes in and says,well i was shagging this guys wife and he came home,so i ran and hid in the fridge and i dont know what the fuck happened next.

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