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Free beer?
An American, a French man and an Irish man are sitting in a London pub having a drink and a chat.
The Yank says "The Americans are the most hospitable people on the planet. In the town where I live, you can go into a bar, buy the first drink, buy the second drink, then the barman will buy you the third. This happens all night long, you buy two, the barman buys you the third - now, that's hospitality for you.
The Frenchman says "Zat is nothing, in my local if you buy ze first glass of wine, ze barman he buys the second. This carries on all ze night long - now, zat's 'ospitality for you"
The Irishman says "Be-jaysus, that's nothing, there's a pub in my town, that when you go in, the first drink is bought for you, the second drink is bought for you, the third drink is bought for you. In fact they buy the drinks for you all night long - and then you get taken outside in the back alley and you get a shag! Now that, gentlemen, is hospitality"
"Do you drink in that pub?" asks the Yank
"No" says the Irishman "But my sister does"
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