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Quickie?

President Bush and Dick Cheney are having lunch at a restaurant.
Cheney orders the heart-healthy salad. Bush leans over to the waitress and says, "Honey could I have a quickie?"

The waitress was horrified. "Mr. President," she says, "I thought your administration was bringing a new era of moral rectitude to the White House.

Now I see what a false promise that was." As she marches off in a huff,

Cheney leans over and says, "George, it's pronounced quiche."

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