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Job for a Chav?
A chav walks into the local job centre, marches straight up to the counter and said "Hi, I'm looking for a job".
The man behind the counter replies "Your timing is amazing. We've just got one in from a very wealthy man who wants a chauffeur/bodyguard for his nymphomaniac twin daughters.
You'll have to drive around in a big black Mercedes and wear the uniform provided.
The hours are a bit long but the meals are provided. You also have to escort the young ladies on their overseas holidays.
The Salary package is £200,000 a year".
The chav says "You're having me on!"
The man behind the counter says "Well you started it!"
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