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Jewellers
An old man walks into a jeweller's shop late one Friday, with a drop-dead gorgeous young blonde on his arm.
"I'm looking for a spectacular ring for this young lady," he says. The jeweller looks through his stock, and takes out an outstanding ring priced at $5,000. "I don't think you understand. I want something very unique, and much more expensive" the old man says. At that, the jeweller goes and fetches his special stock from the safe.
"Here's a stunning ring at only $85,000." The girls' eyes sparkle, and the man says he'll take it. "Fine," the jeweller says. "And how will you be paying, today?"
"I'll pay by cheque but of course you will want to make sure that everything is in order, so I'll write a cheque today, and you can phone the bank Monday, and I'll pick up the ring Monday afternoon."
Monday morning a very pissed-off jeweller phones the man. "You lied to me," he says, "There's no money in that account."
"I know that." the old man says, "But can you imagine what a fantastic weekend I had?"
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