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Vacuum Cleaners

A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be confronted by a well dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner. "Good morning," said the young man. " If I could take a couple minutes of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in high-powered vacuum cleaners."
"No sorry." said the old lady. "I haven't got any money " and she proceeded to close the door.

Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his foot in the door and pushed it wide open. " Don't be too hasty !" he said. " Not until you have at least seen a demonstration. " and with that, he emptied a bucket of horse manure all over the hallway carpet.

" If this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this horse manure from your carpet, Madam, I will personally eat the remainder. "

" Well, " she said, " I hope you've got a fucking good appetite, because the electricity was cut off this morning."

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