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Tough life...
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Tough life...
A cucumber and a pickle are having a conversation. The pickle says to the cucumber "You know, my life really sucks...
Whenever I get big, fat and juicy, they sprinkle seasonings over me and put me in a jar."
So the cucumber says: "Yeah, you think that's bad; well, whenever I get big, fat and juicy, they slice me up and put me over salad..."
Just then, a penis is walking by and overhears the conversation, and says: "You think your life is tough?...
You know.. whenever I get big, fat and juicy, they put a plastic bag over my head, stick me in a dark, smelly room, and make me do push ups until I throw up!."
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