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I never drink BulletMisc 316
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I never drink

This bloke is driving home after a night on the tiles when he's stopped by the boys in blue.
Police Officer: "Excuse me sir have you been drinking ?"

Driver: "What makes you ask that officer, was my driving that bad ?"

Police Officer: "No your driving was outstanding, it was the fat ugly bitch in the passenger seat that aroused our suspicions!"

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