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All Aboard!

A mother is working in the kitchen, listening to her five-year-old son playing with his new electric train set in the living room.

She heard the train stop and her son saying, "All of you Bastards who wants off, get the hell off my fucking train don't want to be late for my last stop! And all you bastards getting on, move your fucking arse into the train cause we're going down the line…
ALL ABOARD!"

The horrified mother went into the lounge and told her son: "We do not bring you up to use language like that in this house. Now go sit in your room for two hours and think about your language…. After, you can come back down and continue to play with your train set"..

Two hours later, the son reappeared from his room and resumed playing with his train.
Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son say: "All passengers who will be disembarking the train at this stop, please remember to take all of your personal belongings with you. We thank you for travelling with us today and hope your trip was a pleasant one."
She hears the son continue: "For those of you now joining this service, we ask you to please stow all hand luggage under your seats, and please refrain from smoking on the train. We trust you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today."

As the mother listens to her son playing nicely she begins to smile….
Then she heard her son add: "And I apologise to those of you who are pissed off about the TWO HOUR fucking delay, please see the Bitch in the kitchen!!"

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