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Three dead bodies turn up at the mortuary, all with very big smiles on their faces. The coroner calls the police to tell them his results after the examination.
"First body: Frenchman 60, died of a heart attack whilst making love to his mistress, hence his enormous smile Inspector " says the coroner.

"Second body: Scotsman 25, won a thousand pounds on the lottery, spent it all on whisky, died of alcohol poisoning, hence the smile."

The Inspector asked "What of the third body?" "Ah," says the coroner, "this the is most unusual one. Paddy from Waterford, 30, struck by lightning" "Why is he smiling then?" inquires the Inspector. "Thought he was having his picture taken."

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