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Get more at forwardfactory.co.uk The Lie-Clocks Donald Rumsfeld dies and goes to heaven. As he stands before St Peter at the Pearly Gates he sees an enormous wall of clocks behind him and asks what they are. St Peter replies: "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie, the hands on your clock will move." "Oh," says Rumsfeld, and then he points to one of the clocks and asks, "Whose personal clock is that?" "That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, proving that she never told a lie." "Incredible," says Rumsfeld. "And whose clock is that one?" "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock," the saint responds. "The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire life." "Amazing," says Rumsfeld, "and where is George W Bush's clock?" "Oh, that's in God's office. He's using it as a ceiling fan." Get more at forwardfactory.co.uk

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