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A Monk was sent to a new monastery and upon arrival was told by the chief Monk that he would be in charge of copying the manuscripts. After an hour or so the Monk walked up to the chief with a suggestion.
'Brother', he said, 'Whilst working away I noticed that we are copying from copies of the manuscripts rather than the originals themselves. This is all very well, however any mistakes that have been previously made will also be copied onto new manuscripts'.

'Dear Monk' said the chief, 'this is the way we have been working for thousands of years.... however I like your thinking. Go down to the basement and find the original manuscripts. You may begin copying from the originals to avoid any errors being made'.

So the Monk goes down to the basement and begins work. After about 3 hours he has still not re-appeared and the other Monks are getting worried about him. The chief Monk goes down to the basement and finds the Monk sat in the corner with his head in his hands, crying his eyes out.

'Brother', said the chief, 'What on earth is the matter? Why are you crying like this'.

'Chief', said the Monk, 'The word was celebrate!!!'


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