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Two boys are playing football on a field in Manchester when one of the boys is attacked by a rabid Rottweiler. Thinking quickly, the other boy rips a board off the nearby fence, wedges it down the dog's collar, and twists, breaking the dog's neck.

A reporter hears about the incident and rushes over to interview the boy.
"Young Utd Fan Saves Friend From Vicious Animal," he starts writing in his notebook.
"But I'm not a Utd fan," the little hero replies.
"Sorry, since we are in Manchester I just assumed you were," says the reporter, and he starts again. "City Fan Rescues Friend From Horrific Attack," he jots in his notebook.
"I'm not a City fan either," the boy responds.
"I assumed everyone in Manchester was either a Utd fan or a City fan."
"What team do you root for?" the reporter asks.
"I'm a Liverpool fan." the boy says.
The reporter starts a new sheet in his notebook and writes, "Little Scouse Bastard Kills Beloved Family Pet."

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