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Some insensitive nursery rhymes

Mary had a little lamb, she called him Little Ralph.
But now he's burning in a field, because of foot and mouth.

Mary had a lttle lamb, it's fleece as black as coal.
The charred remains are lifeless, and it's buried in a hole.

Mary had a little lamb
She called it baby Abby
They burned it in a great big pit
Cos its mouth and feet were scabby

Little Bo Peep has lost her sheep
And doesn't know where they're located But Tony Blair has said "fair's fair If they're burnt she'll be compensated"

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet
Watching her livestock burn
When along came a vet
Who confiscated her pet
Will fairytale folk ever learn?

Mary's pigs had foot and mouth
'This crisis', cried she, 'Needs tackling 'Now all I've got is one black field 'And fourteen tons of crackling....

Mary had a little lamb, his coat was full of fleas,
but worse than that the little ****, had foot and mouth disease.............

Mary had a little lamb
Its mouth was full of blisters
Now it's burning in a ditch
With all it's brothers and sisters

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