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A woman walked up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch. "I couldn't help noticing how happy you look," she said.
"What's your secret for a long happy life?"

"I smoke six packs of cigarettes a day," he said. "I also drink a case of whiskey a week, eat fatty foods, and never exercise!"

"Thats amazing," the woman said. "How old are you?" He thought for a moment, and replied, "Nineteen"

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