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Get more at forwardfactory.co.uk Four Parachutes A plane is about to crash. There are 5 passengers on board, but there are only 4 parachutes. The first passenger says: "I am Ronaldo, the best football player in the world. The football world needs me, and I cannot die on my fans." He grabs the first parachute and jumps out of the plane. The second passenger, Hillary Clinton, says: I am the wife of the former president of the United States; I am the senator of New York and I have a good chance of being president of the United States in the future. She grabs a parachute and jumps off the plane. The third passenger, George W. Bush, says: I am the president of the United States of America. I have huge responsibilities in the world. Besides, I am the smartest president in the history of my country and cant shun the responsibility to my people by dying. He grabs a pack and jumps off the plane. The fourth passenger, the Pope, says to the fifth passenger, a young school boy: "I am old. I have lived my life as a good person as a priest should and so I shall leave the last parachute to you; you have the rest of your life ahead of you." To this the little boy says: Dont fret old man.. There is a parachute for each of us! The smartest president of America took my schoolbag....." Get more at forwardfactory.co.uk

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