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Chinese Proverbs

>>> CHINESE PROVERBS
>>>
>>> *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
>>> Man who run in front of car get tired.
>>> *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
>>> Man who run behind car get exhausted.
>>> *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
>>> Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok
>>> *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
>>> Man with one chopstick go hungry.
>>> *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
>>> Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails.
>>> *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
>>> Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
>>> *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
>>> Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.
>>> *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
>>> Panties not best thing on earth! But next to best thing on earth.
>>> *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
>>> War does not determine who is right, war dete rmine who is left.
>>> *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
>>> Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.
>>> *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
>>> Man who fight with wife all day get no peace at night.
>>> *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
>>> It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.
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>>> Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.
>>> *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
>>> Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
>>> *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
>>> Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.
>>> *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
>>> Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.
>>> *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
>>> Man who fart in church sit in own pew.
>>> *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
>>> Crowded elevator smell different to midget.
>>> *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*


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