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HILLBILLY DIVORCE
A hillbilly farmer who wanted to get a divorce paid a visit to a lawyer. The lawyer said, 'How can I help you?'
The farmer replied, 'I want to get one of them day-vorces.'
The lawyer said, 'Do you have any grounds?'
The farmer replied, 'Yes, I got 40 acres.'
The lawyer said, 'No, No, you don't understand. Do you have a suit?
The farmer replied, 'Yes, I got a suit. I wears it to church on Sundays.'
The lawyer said, 'No, no, I mean, do you have a case?'
The farmer replied, 'No, I ain't got a Case, but I got a holdall.
The lawyer said, 'Let's start again...Does your wife beat you up'
The farmer replied, 'No, we both get up at 4:30.'
...By now the lawyer is totally frustrated but tries one last question. The lawyer said, 'Is your wife a nagger?'
The farmer said, 'No, she's a little white gal, but our last child was a nagger and that's why I wants a day-vorce.'
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