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3 school children
3 school children are asked by their teacher, "If you could choose any element to have, what would it be?" Little Mark says gold. The teacher asks why and Mark says because gold is worth alot and he could buy a sports car.
Little Mary says platinum and the teacher asks why again. Mary says because platinum is worth more than gold and she could buy 2 sports cars.
Little Johny says silicone. The teacher asks why Johnny says "Because my mum has 2 bags of it, and you should see all the sports cars at our place.
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