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Create your own sentence

Create your own sentence with your date of birth...

So there you go
Forward after having created your sentence :
You were born in
January: I slept with
February: I washed
March: I shot
April: I kissed
May: I licked
June : I set fire to
July: I married
August : I sliced
September: I beat
October: I made
November : I kidnapped
December: I walked

Date of birth?

1: Sponge Bob
2: a wildflower
3: a legless cripple
4: Davina Mc Call
5: a goldfish
6: a piece of cheese
7: a care bear
8: Hamtaro
9: Paris Hilton
10: a dog poo
11: a ferret
12: Jordan's boobs
13: a yeti's ear
14: Margaret Thatcher's dildo
15: an artificial nose
16: Bree van de Kamp
17: a baboon
18: Stephen Fry
19: Georges Bush
20: a playmobil
21: an oyster
22: my hairdresser
23: Leona Lewis
24: a cheese ravioli
25: an obese beaver
26: Nicolas Sarkozy
27: a pink freesbee
28: a champagne cork
29: a guinea pig
30: a toaster
31: a hair

Your first name initial?

A: for the good of humanity
B: and what?
C: and I had an orgasm
D: to save the world
E: because I was asked politely
F: singing Titoo the rabbit
G: because he (she) insulted my sister
H: and it stinks
I: before being kidnapped by an alien
J: in a purely lucrative target
K: because I love life
L: and I had great fun
M: to have friends
N: because it was my grandfather last will
O: and I have been told off by Mummy
P: to finance a boob job
Q: because it was a sunny day
R: because I'm nice
S: and we can say I'm good at it
T: for a strawberry biscuit
U: because I'm really naughty
V: and it was not bad really
W: because I don't have any friends
X: for glory
Y: and it pissed me off
Z: to waste time

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