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Does it Reach?

little johnny was sitting down at his grandads house after dinner when his grandad lights up a cuban "can i have a drag grandad" "we'll that depends johnny, does your willy reach your bum ?" "no grandad it does'nt" "oh well never mind come and see me when your older,when you've grown up"

2 weeks pass by its sunday and after dinner grandads got the burbon out "can i have a sip grandad" "we'll that depends johnny, does your willy reach your bum ?""no grandad it does'nt" "oh well never mind come and see me when your older,when you've grown up"

little johnny is really down and sad so he goes into town shopping and buys a scratchcard he only wins a million pounds does'nt he he's elated jumping skipping cloud nine he tells his mum, dad, school friends they are all pleased for him that weekend he sees his grandad "i am so pleased for you well done,are you going to spend some of your good fortune on your grandad johnny ?" "well that depends grandad,does your willy reach your bum ?" "why yes it does johnny" "well go fuck yourself then"

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