Show Menu Hide Menu

Blue BulletJokes:
Red BulletGame Cheats:
Green BulletOther Forwards:
Main Category
Category
Sort by
Content Per Page

Title Category Views Rating
How to lose your job BulletOffice 737
Get more at forwardfactory.co.uk

How to lose your job

HOW TO LOSE YOUR JOB:

1. Tell your boss the reason you were late was because you fancied a shag before work.

2. Stumble back from lunch, two hours late, pissed as a fart chanting "The Venga bus is coming........"

3. Fart out last nights vindaloo during an appraisal and turn round to sniff the seat.

4. Photocopy your tits/arse/etc. and pin them on the notice board.

5. Ask the chief executive for some Rizlas.

6. Grow a cannabis plant on your desk.

7. Tell the boss you'll "Send the boys round" - if they don't authorise your pay rise.

8. Admit you traded in your company car for a two week shag-fest in Ibiza.

9. Set up your own S&M dungeon in the stationery cupboard.

10. Bring a sleeping bag to work for those little afternoon naps!

11. Pawn your computer because you're skint till pay day.

12. Ask the boss's wife/husband "Have you noticed that one of your husbands/wifes balls/tits hangs lower than the other".

13. Call the boss to your desk, call him "Sonny" and tell him his work isn't up to scratch.

14. Start a one-man/woman Mexican wave every time someone leaves their desk.

Get more at forwardfactory.co.uk
                 
Top Ten Views
more...

Top Ten Rated
more...
We use cookies to ensure you get the best experience on our website.
 © 2004 - 2025 forwardfactory.co.uk