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Oil Baron
Some years ago, a Russian oil baron who had six children, all girls, began to despair. Imagine his joy when his wife finally presented him with a son & heir. Just before his son's sixth birthday, the baron took him to one side and said, "Son, anything you want, i shall get for you." His son replied, "Daddy, i would like my own airplane." Not wanting to do anything by halves, his father bought him United airlines.
Just before his son's seventh birthday the baron took him to one side and said, "Son, anything you want you can have." His son replied "Daddy, i would like a boat." Not wanting to appear tight, his father bought him The Princess Cruise lines.
Just before his son's eighth birthday the baron asked the same thing. His son replied "Daddy i would like to be able to watch cartoons" Not wanting to appear as a cheapskate his father bought him Disney Studios.
Just before his ninth birthday, the baron took his son to one side, "Anything you want son, you can have." His son, well impressed with the Disney gift replied "Daddy, i would like a Mickey Mouse outfit." Not wanting to appear tight, his father bought him Chelsea Football Club.
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