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Zidane and Materazzi

Materazzi: Zinedine, you come from a nation which has a disproportionate share out from the Common Agricultural Policy as a result of cheating and corruption in the corridors of power at Brussels.

Zidane: Don't call us a nation of corrupt cheats, there's nobody more bent than Italian football.

Materazzi: That's true, and I've been authorised to offer you one million euros to get yourself sent off to help us win the World Cup.

Zidane: That's an insult. Make it 2 million and I'll head butt you.

Materazzi: OK but don't hit the face.

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