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Get more at forwardfactory.co.uk Alex Ferguson is Alex Ferguson is the one of the guests of honour at the Miss World Beauty pageant. During the interval all the guests and contestants are mingling over drinks. Sir Alex is besieged by 3 of the most beautiful women in the world. Miss Venezuela pops the first question : - Sir Alex, I admire you management skills and all you have achieved and the trophies you have won. Sir Alex acknowledges her flattering remark, but she then lowers the left strap of her dress and reveals her left breast and says ........ "Can you autograph my left breast please ?" Sir Alex now bemused, duly obliges.... Miss Croatia pops the second question : - Sir Alex, I admire the way you play psychological games with your opponents even before you play them. Sir Alex again acknowledges her flattering remark, but she then lowers the right strap of her dress and reveals her right breast and says..... "Can you autograph my right breast please ?" Sir Alex again bemused, duly obliges.... Miss Argentina pops the third question : - Sir Alex, I admire the way you motivate your players and shield them like they were your own sons. Sir Alex again acknowledges her flattering remark, but she then lifts up her dress and reveals the fact she is wearing no underwear at all, and says....... Can you please autograph this please" Sir Alex totally gobsmacked by now says "Hang on a minute love, no..no..no..!!! Last time I signed an Argentinean c*nt it cost me £28 million!!! Get more at forwardfactory.co.uk

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