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Random girl write the name of your website on her boobs
Let's be candid for a second, what can make you feel better than to have a random girl write the name of your website on her boobs? Not much.
There are thousands of pairs of knockers that at one time or another have had the name of some lucky webmaster's site on them. How better to show your support than to bust out your Sharpie and practice the old calligraphy on them hooters.
Many webmasters these days ask people to send in various body parts branded with their URL. This can be very rewarding, but the real fun is talking girls into doing this in person. What makes it even better is if they have never even seen your website. So far, I've gotten 7 different girls to write the name of my website on their breasts, I had never seen these girls' breasts before and none of them had seen my site to my knowledge.
To tell you the truth, it really wasn't that hard. All it really takes is persistence, confidence, some good speech and a little respect. Let's walk through the steps.
First, find a girl, preferably hot, with nice looking cans. [note: not all melons look nice under clothes]
Second, plan your approach, make a date to hang out with her when you aren't going to be around a bunch of people she might be worried about loss of respect from. Pick a place you can get some privacy too. An extremely good plan will include a close mutual friend that is trustworthy , intelligent and charming. This will help greatly, especially if you are lacking in any of those fine qualities. Have your artillery ready: Sharpie, Non-permanent marker, camera (NOT DISPOSABLE! I CANNOT EXPRESS HOW IMPORTANT THIS IS!), also some places that develop pictures mysteriously lose whole pictures, I have gotten rolls back with none of the nudes but all of the other pictures. Digital is best.
Third, now you have a place, a girl and hopefully a partner in crime, seed the idea. Tell her you are looking for beautiful girls to show off how great your website is by having the name of it on their jugs. [note, don't call them jugs at the time]
Include keywords; art, beauty, confidential.
Acting really excited seems to help too, like you have been thinking about it for a while. Tell them you will take the pictures and edit her face out later on so no one will know who it is. This is the big part, a little liquor helps, but it is preferable to not include it at all in the project. What you need to do now is in more or less words, beg. Flattery, begging whatever. Start flapping gums, where you leave off your partner needs to come in with valid points. Depending on how open the girl is this stage can take anywhere from 30 seconds to weeks. Know that sooner or later they will crack.
I know this isn't the most detailed set of plans, but it really isn't that hard. Once you get a few, you can start experimenting with whip cream and other such fun stuff. The possibilities are endless. The hoo-hoo's are endless too. It's almost like seeing your name in lights, but better. Hell, I haven't even posted half of the pictures I've taken, I'm saving them for my kids.
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