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Spending the day at the zoo.
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Spending the day at the zoo.
It's a beautiful, warm spring morning and a man and his wife are spending the day at the zoo. She's wearing a cute, loose-fitting, pink spring dress, sleeveless with straps.
He's wearing his normal jeans and a T-shirt. The zoo is not very busy this morning. As they walk through the ape exhibit, they pass in front of a very large hairy gorilla. Noticing the girl, the gorilla jumps up on the bars, and holding on with one hand (and 2 feet), the grunts and pounds his chest with his free hand.
He is obviously excited at the pretty lady in the wavy dress. The husband, noticing the excitement, thinks this is funny. He tells his wife:
"Honey.. why don't you do to him what you always do to me?"
So the woman puckers her lips, wiggles her bottom at him, and plays along.
Mr. Gorilla gets even more excited, making noises that would wake the dead. Then the she lets one of her straps fall to show a little more skin. Mr. Gorilla is about to tear the bars down. She then lifts her dress up her thighs....
This drives the gorilla absolutely crazy and now he's doing flips.
Then the husband grabs his wife by the hair, rips open the door to the cage, flings her in with the gorilla and slams the cage door shut. "Now, tell HIM you have a headache."
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