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Teacher begins class one day with a question
A teacher begins class one day with a question, "If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?"
Little Johnny raises his hand. "None," he replies. "They all fly away with the first gun shot"
"The correct answer is 4," the teacher says. "But I like your thinking."
Little Johnny then says, "I have a question for YOU."
"There are three women sitting on a bench having ice cream: One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream. The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone. The third is biting off the top of the ice cream." He pauses, then asks, "Which one is married?"
The teacher, blushing a great deal, answers, "Well I suppose the one that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone"
"The correct answer is the one with the wedding ring on," Little Johnny says with a smile, "but I like your thinking.
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